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THE GREAT EXPECTATIONS READ-A-LONG

Remember not to read ahead, or comment on anything other than the current instalment....

    Great Expectations No.1     Great Expectations No. 2     Great Expectations No. 3     Great Expectations No. 4     Great Expectations No. 5     Great Expectations No. 6

Week 1
(1 December 1860)
[1 December 2017]

Week 2
(8 December 1860)
[8 December 2017... 
etcetera]

Week 3
(15 December 1860)
Week 4
(22 December 1860)
Week 5
(29 December 1860)
Week 6
(5 January 1861)

 

    Great Expectations No.7        Great Expectations No. 8     Great Expectations No. 9          Great Expectations No. 10        Great Expectations No. 11    Great Expectations No. 12
Week 7
(12 January 1861)
Week 8
(19 January 1861)
Week 9
(26 January 1861)
Week 10
(2 February 1861)
Week 11
(9 February 1860)
Week 12
(16 February 1861)

 

    Great Expectations No. 13      Great Expectations No. 14        Great Expectations No. 15          Great Expectations No. 16       Great Expectations No. 17      Great Expectations No. 18
Week 13
(23 February 1861)
Week 14
(2 March 1861)
Week 15
(9 March 1861)
Week 16
(16 March 1861)
Week 17
(23 March 1860)
Week 18
(30 March 1861)

 

     Great Expectations No. 19          Great Expectations No. 20        Great Expectations No. 15          Great Expectations No. 22          Great Expectations No. 23         Great Expectations No. 24
Week 19
(6 April 1861)
Week 20
(13 April 1861)
Week 21
(20 April 1861)
Week 22
(27 April 1861)
Week 23
(4 May 1860)
Week 24
(11 May 1861)

 

   Great Expectations No. 25         Great Expectations No. 26            Great Expectations No. 27            Great Expectations No. 28             Great Expectations No. 29      Great Expectations No. 30
Week 25
(18 May 1861)
Week 26
(25 May 1861)
Week 27
(1 June 1861)
Week 28
(8 June 1861)
Week 29
(15 June 1860)
Week 30
(22 June 1861)

 

Great Expectations No. 31        Great Expectations No. 32               Great Expectations No. 33          Great Expectations No. 34            Great Expectations No. 35       Great Expectations No. 36
Week 31
(29 June 1861)
Week 32
(6 July 1861)
Week 33
(13 July 1861)
Week 34
(20 July 1861)
Week 35
(27 July 1860)
Week 36
(3 August 1861)
3 August 2018
THE END

 

 

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